GRRRRRRRR!!!

I imagine that is what a bear sounds like....GRRRRRR! This company is a bunch of weiners.

Can you tell I am a little edgy today?

GLEE!

Words can't express how pissed off I will be if this show gets bumped again for the dang world series! Isn't that what ESPN is for? Good Lord, they need to put all sports crap on the dang SPORTS CHANNELS!!
OK, I am done ranting!!

Tuesday's Fantasy :)

I don't know if this kid is even legal to be looking at, but who cares? He's the hot mess that plays Jacob in New Moon, which comes out in November! I am so excited....how about you?

See, I told ya!

Ok, it's been a while, I know....I am going to seriously get back on this ball.
*I told Double D's a funny little story the other day and she said I should share.....long story short, I splattered pee on my phone during an unfortunate accident at the baseball game the other day....don't worry, It's been disinfected!!!
*I had to take the Moose to the ER the other night...turns out he's got an upper respiratory infection....not good.
*However...the staff at the Doctor's hospital in Bport were awesome! Too bad that place is going bankrupt from what I hear.
*I think I am getting carpal tunnel syndrome in my wrists....is that possible at my young age?
*Speaking of being young, I found several gray hairs on my head today....I guess my hubby, Pablo, has been dying my hair again at night because I am CERTAINLY not old enough for those to be there naturally.
*I wish Texas had an actually "Fall", too bad we just get a few cool days and then winter comes
*OH, speaking of winter, I am so looking forward to black friday this year!! Those old ladies better watch out, I'm gonna plow your ass over for a Wii
*Does anyone else feel like a retard when you play the Wii? Hmmm, must just be me!
I have no news to share right now.
*Soup Nazi has been kind enough to watch my hurd of kids for me today...hope I don't get home and they have her tied up in the closet....I bet they will try.

When I die, sprinkle my ashes here, please!

This was one of the funnest times I ever had on vacation. Me, Sister, Soup Nazi and double D's went on a cruise in May to Cozumel. Needless to say...much fun was had and much beachin' was done! I can't wait to go back here...but next time I am flying in and pitching a tent for a week or so!!

Quote of the day....

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Friday Fantasy :) (for the ladies!)

BOOOOOO!!!

Tonight at Greenwood Baptist Church at 6:30!

Friday thoughts....

*I worked out again today. I didn't want to and I was actually thinking of cancelling, but Soup Nazi beat me to it!!
*I am working instead of going to the pumpkin patch with "Miguel" (my 4-year-old boy)..does that make me a bad mother?
*Is it normal for a 4 year old to cry when he can't wear the same freaking shirt EVERY DAY?
*That child is my constant test from God.
*Ate at the new Chinese buffet place in Decatur last night....pretty good. No roaches, no fouls smells...NOTHING like the golden wok. Wonder how long it will take till that's out of business?
*Took all 4 kids to Wal-Mart last night to buy halloween costumes. It was actually not that bad. I guess the football game being played on Thursday night made it MUCH better for the Wal-Mart shoppers...didn't even have to wait in a line to check out!
*I need to get to work!!!

Thirsty??

Reall??? Who in their right mind would think of this?? Good thing it's not a water fountain!!

Thursday evening thoughts....

When I can't sleep at night, this image is what I think about to relax me and put me to sleep!!
Soooo, here in about 30 minutes, I will be on the beach in a hammock...where will you be??? Goodnight all :)

Words of wisdom...

*Never piss off a guy who owns a backhoe!*

What the HELL???

*****Updated*****
Apparently this "home made" balloon thing fell in Colorado this afternoon. There was suppost to be a 6 year old boy in it, but there is no sign of him.
Good Lord, I thought my family was weird......check this out

Quote of the day....

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Thursday thoughts.....

This is how I feel right now!!

*The sound of whatever machine being used in the shop right now sounds like a chainsaw to me...I know it's not, but it's very annoying.

*I HATE chainsaws....once I was chased by a dude with a chainsaw in a haunted house and I ran smack into the wall and broke my nose.

*I have been working out every day this week except today. I literally can't walk without limping (or looking like I have a stick up my butt) because my friend, who I will refer to as the "soup nazi", made me do lunges and I haven't done those in years...so you do the math.

*Soup Nazi is the biggest bitch I know, but always there when I need her!!

*I have to take all 4 of my kids to wal-mart after work to buy halloween costumes. Please pray as there may be a fatality amongst us if all doesn't go well!!

Hope sister's in-laws have a sense of humor!!!

This picture was taken by a guy I graduated with. He is now what you would call a "professional photographer." I think this is so cool!! What a fun wedding this probably was! I tell you what, I don't have enough balls to try something like this....but I bet my sister does! She's gettin
married next year...I can totally see her doing this! Hope the in-laws like it :)











Check out his website @ http://www.shullphotography.com/

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Alright, so this is it! I have become addicted to these so called "professional bloggers", so I figured, what the hell? I can do that. My life is interesting. I am cool...so here ya go. This blog is meant only for those who are willing to laugh and take life a little less seriously than most! Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think!